{"id":101,"date":"2025-05-26T21:17:46","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T21:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/?p=101"},"modified":"2025-05-26T21:17:52","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T21:17:52","slug":"conan-the-barbarian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/2025\/05\/26\/conan-the-barbarian\/","title":{"rendered":"Conan The Barbarian"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What doesn&#8217;t kill you, makes you stronger&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Friedrich Nietzsche<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>This movie is a fragmented broken movie that is as terrible as it is amazing. There are some great setups for scenes, but also a plot so disconnected that it will often leave most viewers wondering what in the world is going on.<\/p>\n<p>For the main character, he goes through a lot of things that almost kills him but that just makes him crazy-muscular and badass because that&#8217;s what happens to everyone who experiences hardships on that level..right?<\/p>\n<p>At one point, his father says that the only thing he could trust was steel&#8230;as if he couldn&#8217;t even trust his own parents. And, honestly, I think that pretty much sums up this film overall. The only thing driving this story is scenes where the directors and writers thought &#8220;wouldn&#8217;t it be cool if&#8230;?&#8221; with no real attempts at connecting their various ideas.\u00a0 Oh, there are half-hearted attempts, and it is enough to make the film somewhat coherent. Not a lot was explained&#8230;like why was he freed?<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t go into this film expecting a story matching any modern story telling methods. There&#8217;s a lot absent here, but there is enough that it leaves me wondering what this film could have been if there had been a bigger budget or a more capable director. One area where this movie does well is in its world building. There are a lot of intriguing details that strangely leaves me wanting more in spite of the struggles getting through this film. It&#8217;s perhaps because of this that I can&#8217;t entirely dismiss this film, and it&#8217;s no surprise that there has become a wide following of the film since and its many <span data-huuid=\"17357508723611410913\">reimagining<\/span>s (including various table top RPG implementations and board games). Having finally watched the film, I can honestly say I get it&#8230;though I think my barbarian journey is done for now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What doesn&#8217;t kill you, makes you stronger&#8221; Friedrich Nietzsche \u00a0 This movie is a fragmented broken movie that is as terrible as it is amazing. There are some great setups for scenes, but also a plot so disconnected that it will often leave most viewers wondering what in the world is going on. For the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":121,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/conan.webp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":122,"href":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions\/122"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cyram.org\/cribeerion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}